stinky

i really want to ♥♥♥♥ the duolingo bird

i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier

according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?

i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall

as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it ♥♥♥♥ or would it make a completely different sound

as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish

i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

A Reddit user asks the question, Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ƒմçҟ her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ƒմçҟ her tight þµ§§¥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

Picture of what Joseph looks like in real life: https://booru.soy/_images/cf161c8040a6978527ac2d3404b3a446/32005%20-%20SoyBooru.png

No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a ♥♥♥♥ was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up ♥♥♥♥. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not ♥♥♥♥. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the ♥♥♥♥ will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.
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I am just trying to do my duty and protect Aryan blood. Yung Joshy is living within enemy territory.

Hey ugy everyone appreciates these great posts of yours

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Damn Joseph. You need to get out. https://youtu.be/xgZ9a27Pjes

What is life like in Ten-uh-sea?

+rep ma boy

homosexual intercourse?

Depends on the subject. How's he doing in video games? Terrible. How's he doing in homosexual intercourse? Probably also terrible. But at least he's trying.

How's Joseph doing?

Merry Christmas Joseph. Hope college is going well. 👌

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=665190401

hey, sorry I saw your profile

Your background is literally cancer. Like literally, literal. I couldn't be more literal than this.

yeah we know

black hole make me dizzy hehe

Your background is literally cancer. Like literally, literal. I couldn't be more literal than this.

Your background is literally cancer. Like literally, literal. I couldn't be more literal than this.

black hole? that was like one of the worst options

This shemale is a certified homophobic racist.

dude holy heck you stink

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches.

sure sure sure

oh yeah. i forgot

u backstabber! u owe me some kf2 hours

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

wow www, what a savage. Whale is playing boderlands. Woooow, he must think he is soo cool.

oh like youre anything special

+rep slightly faster than average trader. nothing special but he gets the job done

+rep Fast trader

hi joseph

Has not played in over a year... has skill range of a 1k hr plebian.

[7:41 PM]
Lil Ugy:
♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser

[8:15 PM]
YUNG ONION:
wtf
dont expose me like that

[8:39 PM]
Lil Ugy:
cant help it
i call a fake when i c 1

WAT DAAAAA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

EPIC!

Woah! Thats EPIC!

Woah you can leave voice messages on steam comments now!


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git gud at brawlhalla b4 you try to fight me

:happycrank:

Gay medic, you should be glad I like it that way ;)

https://youtu.be/lGTHS5HoQOE

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

I also have an aptitude for lifting heavy things

🕶Daddy💘 has a gun🔫! ♥️Daddy💗 has a trick! He can make his 💦cummies💦 🙌disappear 🙌with his long 💉hard 🍆joystick🕹! He asks if I want to see 👀something 😂funny😂. Yeah! He gives me his 💦cummies💦👊🏿! 1️⃣💦 cummy💦 2️⃣ 💦cummy💦 3️⃣ 💦cummy💦 4️⃣👄 💘daddy💗 ♥♥♥♥ me right against the door🚪! Daddy💘 give it to me💦 more👊🏿! And while he's at it he calls me a 👡♥♥♥♥♥👑! 👮🏼Policeman👮🏻 are taking 💗daddy👨🏿 away! NO! His 💦cummies💦 need to be in my😎 tummy! His cell👄 mate takes them💦 cause they are so yummy👌!