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78 of 127 (61%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 6:38am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:09am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 6:36am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:52pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 1:35pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:43pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:56pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:18am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:40am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:23am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:03am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:29am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 6:30am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:40pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:41am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:41pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:53pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 5:19am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:15am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:56am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:13am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 9:47am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 8:20am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 10:45pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:40am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 8:22am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:44am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:48am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 8:56am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 2:11am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 8:22am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 9:08am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2020 @ 4:45am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 1:11am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 9:56am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 9:43am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 8:26am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:02pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 7:16pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:41am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 1:01pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 11:07pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 9:59am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 8:56am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:05am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 8:07am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 1:14am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 1:09am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 8:03am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 8:36am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:54am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.