I can't be bothered to keep this up to date, so I'll just occasionally change this text to see who still looks at my profile. You're probably reading this, thinking, "Why am I doing this? Is this even worth my time?"

But I know how to keep you reading. You're thinking about clicking the back button, but why not stay? In this day and age, why not spend a little more time just reading some text that I wrote instead? There's plenty of time left to scroll through an infinite amount of Instagram reels. Anyway, how are you? Felt any better or worse lately? I do wonder a lot how all of you are holding up. Even after all this time, having not talked to many of you, I still think about all the great memories we probably had, even if it was just for a minute.


Well, that is it for now. Who knows, maybe I will add more to this as time goes on. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, maybe I won't see you at all. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.