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100 Reasons why you shouldn't commit suicide.

You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.

We would miss you.

It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.

There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.

You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.

You are amazing.

What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead.

There are so many people that would miss you, including me.

You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.

My fiancee dumped me. She betrayed me for another. I'm beating my junk whilst trying not to think of ways to off myself. Porn is static. I see her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face legit everywhere.
Sorry for being a grinch, have a nice fap guys. Chick looks nice

Ohh...
Wawmsocks...
You didn't take your pills again...
Now I will disappear...

-Rep After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life..
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was a predator.. Don't trust this guy

this dude stole my knife!!!!!