Recent reviews by epic_boner

games fun when i can actually load into the game

Awkward and flat out bad level design, wonky physics, and visuals that are such an eyesore and have more bloom than a freaking garden

If you like Classic Sonic, do not get this game
If you like Sonic Rush, do not get this game
If you like Sonic in general, do not get this game
Basically, if you like video games, you will not enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog 4 - 1.

A little on the pricey side, for certain, BUT if you wanna play the classic Sonic Genesis games, this is undoubtedly the best way to play these games, especially now that theres a save feature and lives have been completely axed in favor of coins, which allow you to retry special stages, which make Special Stages much, MUCH more bearable to play. If you're a big Classic Sonic fan, consider picking this up, you get the best version of 1, 2, 3&k, and CD all in one place.

Just warning you though no amount of polish can make Labyrinth, Marble or Metropolis Zone bareable.

The game is free, so I try not to be too harsh, but truth be told Bloons Card Storm is a very disappointing game. The game only really has two archetypes: Hyper-fast Aggro or Extreme Turtle control.

If you're like me and prefer to play tempo mid range decks, you probably aren't going to like this game very much, nevermind the grind for Exotic or Rarer cards being unreal. Keep and eye on the game to see if its meta changes if you really wanna play it, otherwise, I'd steer clear and try a game like Plants vs Zombies Heroes instead. Sorry, Ninja Kiwi, this ain't it.

Decently fun Sonic game, even if its clearly a bit low budget.

good ass game

this game is great and all but in the movie level you dont fight the fat, smelly karate fish, therefore it SUCKS!

i play my wii u on this

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The game can be pretty taxing on systems but I'd say that this is the best (Modern) Sonic has controlled since Generations. Extremely fun world to run around in, neat little mini levels in the form of Cyber Space, and cute character interactions between Sonic and his friends.

I would say its a solid 8/10 but there's a fishing mini-game so its automatically the greatest game ever made.