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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:51am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:36am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:42am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 11:26am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 11:30am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 11:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:11pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:38am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 9:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:52am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:45am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 9:54am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 10:14am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:13am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:52am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:54am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:33am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 11:13am