"The universe is our fleshlight now."
- Navarkus, experiencing maximum power
"Rabbits are known for their anti-tank capabilities."
- SilentKiwi, aspiring tank crewman
"I know how to do a good crop job, I worked for Stalin."
- also Silentkiwi, now an NKVD officer
"Sun Tzu got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pegged."
- SilentKiwi, idunnolol
"The flesh is genderfluid."
- SilentKiwi, help
"What if you're so rich you can afford to waterboard people with sparkling water?"
- SilentKiwi, Teiai CO
"Do you think someone has ever made among us jokes whilst disposing of a body?"
- SilentKiwi, die
"We're at 14% consumer goods, can we destroy all consumers?"
SilentKiwi, anti-consumer
"Oops, I just assassinated someone by accident."
- Silentkiwi, Daimyo of Saga Domain
"Canada is topping America."
- Silentkiwi, Canada-US Envoy
"I'm going to suck his entire skeletal structure out through his penis."
- Esky, asexual succubus
"My brain is like wet sponge.
Squeeze.
Water."
- also Esky, now dry sponge
"It's permanent, you can never un-♥♥♥♥ your pants."
- Funny Swedish Gal, localised goblin entity
"Star Spangled ♥♥♥♥"
- Zanzie, catbanned