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THE ASCII SPAM BLOCK
ODDLY-SPECIFIC FAVORABLE THINGS WILL COME TO YOU
BUT AT THE COST OF YOUR SANITY
(AND TIME SPENT TO POST THIS COMMENT ONTO FIVE OTHER PROFILES)
IF YOU REFUSE:
YOUR ACTIONS WILL SPARK A MELANCHOLY, GORY CIVIL WAR IN LATIN AMERICA
CHILDREN ACROSS THE GLOBE WILL BREAK OUT IN HIVES
ALL OF THE DOMESTIC ANIMALS ON EARTH WILL TURN
AQUATIC LIFE WILL CEASE TO EXIST
THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE OVERTHROWN IN A LIMBO OF ANARCHIST CHAOS.
A 90° ANGLE WILL BECOME AN 87° ANGLE
YOUR MARRIAGE WILL COLLAPSE
YOU WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO KEEP RELATIONSHIPS
MAJOR WORLD ECONOMIES WILL FALL
YOU WILL FALL AND GET SCRAPED
AND THE ASCII SPAM BLOCK WILL BE THERE TO LAUGH IN THE FACE OF IT ALL