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Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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<< WAIT >>
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If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.
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Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen."
Professor Farnsworth: "Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases."
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Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
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Tom Tucker: In local news, a Buddy Cianci High School student was caught with a lot of cocaine in his locker. He was sentenced to 100 hours of community service, and is a very bad boy. And now we go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast, Ollie. [cuts to Ollie]
Ollie Williams: He gonna get it!
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Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
-- E.W. Howe
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