Me and LeBum were in class the other day when the teacher paired us up as partners for a book report. Everything was going fine until LeFraud asked me which book we should choose to do our report on and I suggested the Lord of the Rings. Out of nowhere LeCrybaby burst out into TEARS in front of the whole class! The teacher came over to console him and sent me to Principal Adam Silver’s office as punishment. How was I supposed to know that LeMickey was scared of that book because he could never win a real ring himself?

[Wojnarowski] At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Butler turned to GM Scott Layden and screamed, "You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Butler left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the gym in every way. Jimmy's back.

Its ya boy, Benny Snell Jr. number 26 for the Kentucky football team. I'm calling to invite you and your friends to come to Kroger Field this season. Its going to be a big year, and we need you there. For home games, join the UK community for free food and music at the student game day zone located at Pieratt field, and if you haven't bought your tickets yet, what are you waiting for! You better get your tickets at UKstudenttickets.com . I'll see you there!

Hey you little gayboy, nice hat. It's Chad from your freshman English class, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 reps at the gym - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games like a sissy cuck - AS USUAL. Thought maybe you'd man up after highschool, but now you're wearing skirts and makeup for a bunch of dweebs online. Have a nice life, dumbass.

Cleaveland with Kyrie Irving PogChamp Cleaveland without Kyrie Irving LUL

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