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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 May @ 2:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:12am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 8:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:49am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:59am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:21am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:36am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:19am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:57am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:16am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:41am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:44am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:51am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:50pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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