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passing all the competition man dota 2 is next

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this game is a lot of fun and designed well. the app however has an awful UI, and you're better off selecting songs and pressing start from your computer. the soundtrack is good, the multiplayer is competitive and fun and the netcode is great so theres no lag when playing with others. video challenge is funny because you get to see other people in their room dancing to your favorite song. this subscription system for just dance unlimited is a bit lame, and i hope they can figure out a less costly way to sell it, because just dance unlimited is one of the best features of the game. this game is fun by yourself and with friends, and it is a must buy for anyone looking for a fun way to work out and stay fit.

most fun ive had in an online game in a long time

i can make a better trailer

i love to kill

cool game cant wait for l4d3

horribly optimized modern day themed ro2 with a ♥♥♥♥ community

least interesting game post patch 7.00

edit: This game was made even worse (didn't think that was possible) with the dueling fates update. No chance of return to this game, also ♥♥♥♥ you. Everyone who plays this game past 2k mmr is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks theyre auteezy, talks a lot of ♥♥♥♥ and are really smug, and are basically robots that think, act, and function like everyone else giving you horribly boring games. nobody who plays this game is interesting enough tto juke out, witty enough to outplay, or fun enough to compete against in long and very close games. I don't even care about people being "toxic" in an online video game, it's just going to happen. What I care about is the environment I'm in of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSERS who spend their time masturbating, playing dota 2, and looking at reddit. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game focused way too much of quality of life changes, and patches to help new players. It then became a baby game for low testosterone babies who don't think while playing the game. Oh and if you are a good player at high enough mmr to disregard easy mode childishness this game has become, you'll still be disappointed in the kinds of people you'll have on your team and the enemy team. Don't get me wrong, this game used to be worth playing, but that was in it's earlier stages and all it has become now is an overly polished, hand holding, pile of ♥♥♥♥ that will grant you no satisfaction from playing, winning or lose, stomp or close game. There's no intensity, no brain power, and no skill involved anymore. I whole heartedly hate everyone who posts on /r/Dota2 for ruining this game, as well as people who frequent twitch streamers playing Dota2. It's one of those things where 15 year olds are finding their personalities and they end up realizing they don't have one because they sit at home playing Dota 2 all day with nobody to talk to and they shape themselves into a pro player's personality. Find me one Dota 2 game full of players who don't spam, "rofl", "?", or some form of misspelled ♥♥♥♥ with an ironic "xD" to go along with it. And with the end of this review I would like to give a grand ol' ♥♥♥♥ YOU to Reddit, Valve, and everyone who needs quality of life patches and/or training wheels.

recycled missions out the ass.
boring dlcs everywhere.
poorly made game, sub par graphics and horribly optimized.
terrible community that wants to stealth anything and everything, while you sit back and wait until the mission is over.
difficulty settings are trash, higher the difficulty = more cops that spawn.
recently added microtransactions.

if you like playing the same thing over and over and try harding on a game that doesn't matter, this is for you