Goat Simulator stands apart from its sloppy predecessors and is in a genre all its own; that of open-world, free-for-all goat mayhem unlike anything else on the market: In-game, you take on the role of a fun-loving goat in its natural habitat, urban Goatville, and, as any goat would do, go on adventures, interact with and rule over your fellow goats, headbutt cars and townsfolk alike, blow up gas stations, ride bicycles, climb towers, collect trophies, and lick, well, basically everything in the world. Goat Simulator doesn't take itself seriously and doesn't need to; if you were a goat, would you?

Plus, the recent Goat MMO Simulator expansion adds a ton of new content, classes, secrets, maps, and goatiness and is completely free!

But please, don't take my word for it. Below is the testimony of a plethra of real, live goats (I interviewed them myself) that speak to the truth of my statements:

"10/10 The story is what I really liked; it really goats to you." - Goatinator2000
"goat/10 I was goated into playing this game, but after playing it a while, I was forced to admit it was pretty goat." - GoatRack
"0/10 not enough goat" - 1337.Goatz
"goat/goat Pull up your chairs, hang up your goats, and prepare yourselves for a wild ride, cuz baby, you're gonna goat it." - Goatimus Prime
"0/10 too much goat" - 1337.Goatz
"9001/10 just enough goat" - Not1337.Goatz