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"90 friends already own this game" ..and not one of them recommended this game?! ♥♥♥♥ outta here.

This is one of the best ADVENTURE games ever developed. Even without all the sexual innuendos and fan service, it's not a masterpiece but damn near close.

Are you stupid?? This is the Battlefield of RPGs whereas Skyrim is the Call of Duty of RPGs. And like Skyrim, it's also a console port.

The game is the definition of hardcore RPG. It has an actual combat system but little to no story at all. It doesn't spoon-feed you what to do or where to go, you learn the controls and you're off to die! It's not an inventory-management-hoarding game like Skyrim either.

Xbox 360 Controller and DSfix 2.0.1 Mod are both strongly recommended.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARBAGE!! The quietest less intense Call of Duty ever made! TRASH!!

The mouse controls aren't tight at all, they're loose as hell! The look sensitivity is the SAME as aim sensitivity?! WTF

Voice-overs are dull and cheesy as ♥♥♥♥! It has the corniest robotic one-liners and (try-hard) voice-overs ever in any war game!

Most weapons feel and even sound the same! Grenades sound like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploding pillows! Plus there's no tense music at all!

Players are bullet sponge like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it takes almost a whole magazine!! Hardcore Mode is the opposite, just spray n' pray! Half a bullet kill.

The overall art-style is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheap looking! It's like a little kid designed it! Graphics are average at best!

Now i have to force myself to play this crap to get my moneys worth! One of the worst Call of Duty ever made! GARBAGE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥!!

Forget the art-style. This RTS-RPG-MMO game damn near rival StarCraft 2!

It runs smooth as ♥♥♥♥, has a deep upgrade system, loot, leveling, customization and micromanagement like resource gathering and base building.. a little too much though.

Fantastic shooting mechanics and high player base but overrated and not recommended!

Even for a game released in 2009, it has outdated graphics/engine, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up colors and shadows, repetitive voice overs and overpriced DLC's.

It's like L4D with objectives, level-ups, load-outs and a 'shout' system. I love the crime style/theme of the game, the music is awesome, but the (weapon) sound effects are not so good.

Concept-wise, it's one of the best games ever! If you don't agree you can kiss my ass!!

Think Borderlands with its free-roam mission based gameplay and RPG level-ups/upgrades, but with an intense satisfying melee combat system in a realistic zombie world.

It's a little tedious, but it's the best zombie game ever made! Kill or be killed!

The gameplay is your normal third person shooter with your cover mechanic. But it has that gritty gangster style you see in movies like Heat and Public Enemies. Good ♥♥♥♥!

It's short and online is dead.

Don't let the tacky cover art & videos fool you. This 10 year old (remastered) game is the most purest rawest FPS game ever made! Amazing graphics, great sound, good music, but cheesy ass characters. ♥♥♥♥ watchu heard!

The multiplayer has the feel of Modern Warfare plus the gameplay of a more tactical Counter-Strike with a cover system. Love it!

The campaign is repetitive, but fun, if you like tactical shooters.