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VIPartoriascity, they put me in this game in the DLC, pretty crazy. Game is MID tbh

I'm basically ragadon

There are games that are amazing. There are games that make you live a new life within them.
Then there is Dark Souls III: teaching youngsters that being a f a g g o t is not okay.

Im going to be super cereal in this review of... the one and only DayZ SA

I'll give you guys some Pros and Cons of this game

Pros~
-You can be an Asian onee-chan

Cons~
There are so many its unreal
-Game about zombie survival is only PVP. Not only that, the zombies... that should be a main focus, are still wacky.
-One year (more?) in development and still nothing new with it. We finally got one car, and we can farm... Nice.
-Absurb amount of broken mechanics that made me waste more of my miserable life on the game.
(OH BUT VIP!!! Its in ALPHA! YOU CANT JUDGE IT BECAUSE ITS IN PRE_ALPHA)
Yea I dunno but it's not even fully Alpha yet. Pre-Alpha... after a year. Holy ♥♥♥♥. And it bothers me the most that they use that argument to defend EVERYTHING wrong with this pile of ♥♥♥♥. You have a problem? Nope you agreed with this at the start get used to it.

What Im trying to get at is this game is going no where at all. Don't waste your money on it as it is not worth even the space it occupies on your computer. Maybe H1Z1? Get this.. I know it is unreal... but they got complaints from their customers and it took them two..TWO.. days to fix it. Outstanding. Could you imagine that? A company, that actually fixes the ♥♥♥♥ they make. What a time to be alive

Not a good game for the long run at all. Play with friends, a possee of em and do random ♥♥♥♥, maybe then you can get your monies worth. If you dont have any friends (like me) it wont be fun at all.
I wouldn't mind to be apart of the foundation of this game if it would build up to be truly amazing. But honestly... if your game highlights are (NEW BAGS!!!) (ONE NEW TOWN!!!) (SPRAY PAINT CAMO!!!!) (NEW TEXTURES!!) then you are doing it wrong.

All I can sum up about this ♥♥♥♥ life I live and this ♥♥♥♥ game I play is this

Dean Hall Me

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Thank you

I've wasted over 200 hours of my pathetic life on this ♥♥♥♥ game. Its not even fun its the exact same thing over and over again. Just like my life. Anyway, you can get new skins. Also, instead of fixing hitboxes, weapons, and servers, Valve released new summer skins, so while you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head you can inspect your weapon. Also, every single game I join I get called ♥♥♥♥ for how I sound, and god forbid that you actually want to have fun. This game, will want to make you rethink your puny existince on this galaxy, and about how you are spending it shooting the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over.

New Stat Traks thoo#######
Cant even spell Track right the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
10/10 Would try to kill myself again
Thx Valve

UPDATE
I have now.... 542 hours in this game. I have wasted another 300 hours of my life, with this thing going on in my head.
Now now, I know what you may be thinking. 300 hours? There surely must be some improvements with this game between then and now.
HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
I just got banned, for no being able to reconnect to a match. Not my fault, I was online, everything was going swell. DANDY. Until it kicked me out, and banned me. I final ♥♥♥ shot in the eye.
This game....has ruined my entire life. I could of done so much with my life, been something, but csgo took my lifes goals. I couldnt balance it out. This game grasps you by your balls, brings you to your knees, shoots its load in your mouth, then makes you feel like a piece of ♥♥♥♥ swallowing
One thing when you are playing this game to remember is that, it is never VALVES fault. It is always your fault. Everything in this game is well designed, elaborate, and rich, with team based elements. That is until you actually play the game. Then you realize everyone is as big of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron as you are.

I hate this game, it ruined my life, it ruined my dreams, it ruined me.
I never want to play this game again, I never want to see it again. I want to bury it under six feet of dirt.
LOL @ ZOMBYE CHICKENS LOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAH MASKS thats GR8 I can feel Like A VILLIAN
DANKS VALVE.

I have no reason to live anymore.

10/10 would reccomend if masochist, depressed, suicidal, or a GIANT.....♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.....LOSER
Or if ur like me, and all of the aboVE.

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I told myself I would stop playing this game.
Im going to tell myself it again.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.
It's worse than being addicted to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meth.
Still by some miracle havent offed myself.
At least I can be a cowboy now. (Great R8 m8)