Mike Hawk
Vincent Cortes   Los Angeles, California, United States
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600 XP
 
 
♥♥♥♥ Off my account u Primitive Creep
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くるみ | Kurumi
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FeiFei
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95
DLC Owned
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281
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Trades Made
239
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751
Achievements
16%
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1.1 hours past 2 weeks
89 hrs on record
last played on 21 Jan
Wallpaper Engine
Achievement Progress   6 of 17
0 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jan
Marvel Rivals
Achievement Progress   0 of 40
7.4 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jan
Governor of Poker 3
Achievement Progress   17 of 31
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OJScrub 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:19pm 
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
DOUBLE 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
DOUBLE 23 Nov, 2016 @ 10:01pm 
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OJScrub 23 Nov, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
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FeiFei 12 May, 2016 @ 4:48am 
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DOUBLE 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:40pm 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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