Recent reviews by Maidenless Tarnished

The closest thing we're gonna get to a Bloodborne 2.

I died a lot & I'll do it again!

This game gives me a "Dead Hard"-On.

git gud or die trying.

Used the OP Wayward Compass the entire game.

Would get lost again. 11/10

40 hours in & 8% completion.

Would Kojima again.

Amidst all the people complaining about performance & FPS issues I have had absolutely no issues. I changed the .ini file to unlock the 60 FPS & turned off all the intro movies...runs perfect.

Batman/10 Would Knight again.

i7 4770k @ 3.5 GHz
16 GB RAM
MSI GeForce GTX 970
Crucial 256 MX SSD

+Amazing game.
+Great @ 1080p / 60 FPS
+Superb Chest physics

-No "Jill Sandwich"
-No "Master of Unlocking"

11/10 would play as Chris.

After literally playing all day from when I got off work this game is simply awesome. It has the fluid combat of the Batman: Arkham series with the openness & climbing/parkour system of the Assassin's Creed titles. The Uruk (Orcs) all have their own unique personalities which adds some depth to the game itself.

The Uruk themselves have their own hiearchy that when they kill you OR another Uruk they will move up the ladder and be promoted then become stronger. Uruk will also remember fighting you & how you fight them the previous time and guard against it.

I got no problems playing this game once. No bugs, no crashes, no freezes.

Specs: i7 4770K / 8GB RAM / GeForce GTX 660

The in game bench mark clocked my AVERAGE FPS at 50.

Whether you're a casual South Park fan (such as myself) or a die-hard fan this game is full of fan-service that will keep you engrossed and laughing for the entire playthrough. South Park, as they do on TV, totally pushes the envelope of the ESRB and even as an adult it may make you wonder how they got away with it! Everything you can expect from Matt Stone & Trey Parker is delivered in this game and then some! The only gripe I have is there is no SELL ALL JUNK command and learning the fart techniques tutorial isn't very helpful.