Recent reviews by Ves

AI could never create this

Only thing scarier than Josh Hutcherson || Whistle

the mental abuse dlc comes already included 10/10

"Whatever you need. By Ysmir, if it's simple and strong, I can forge it."

I wanted to love this game. I really did. It's gorgeous, an absolute wallpaper generator. For whatever reason there's a giant bear that you can't kill. Can't avoid. Can't lure away. In order to loot an entire area it's patrolling, you're either getting caught and killed or getting away with little scraps. Dropping an item on the ground means it's sent into a black hole and never seen again. The game doesn't tell you this, but inventory management matters a lot especially at the start of the game. Going around grabbing resources doesn't matter unless you're grabbing the right ones. Otherwise, you're going to be trashing more than half of them in order to upgrade the cabin. But this ♥♥♥♥ doesn't beat the bear. Nothing beats the bear. I hate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Honey is in the game. Bears love that ♥♥♥♥. Make the item able to be placed so I can just tug the bear away from his camping spot under the broken tower and now both of those issues are solved and my life is better. Either that or let me plug two steel pipes together to make a double barrel so I can blow this ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s head in and go on with my day.

i found menderbug before i found jesus

*RuneScape Sea Shanty 2 noises*