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Ayy, Panini, don't you be a meanie
Thought you wanted me to go up
Why you tryna keep me teeny? I
It's a dream, he wished it on a genie
I got fans finally, ain't you wanting them to see me? I

[Refrain]
I thought you want this for my life, for my life
Said you wanted to see me thrive, you lied

[Chorus]
Just say to me what you want from me
Just say to me what you want from me

[Verse 2]
Ayy, Panini, don't you be a meanie
Thought you wanted me to go up
Why you tryna keep me teeny now?
Now they need me, number one on streaming
Oh yeah, you used to love me
So what happened, what's the meaning? I

[Refrain]
I thought you want this for my life, for my life
Said you wanted to see me thrive, you lied

[Verse 3]
Now when it's all done, I get the upper hand
I need a big Benz, not another fan
But I still want you as a fan
I'ma need to sit down, don't mean to make demands
But I need you to...

[Chorus]
Say to me what you want from me
Just say to me what you want from me

konnichiwa mina-san

i am the one and only KØkujin ⪓Slคץe͢͢͢ℝ and i'm here to talk about how good this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is.
while i'm out here avenging the uchiha clan i've got this running in my back pocket killing ♥♥♥♥ while struggling to make even one piece of iron on mercury.

great game. gives me something to do while i wait for itachi to die or for when i next get some screentime.

play it if you have nothing else to do

"Hawaii is paradise. It sounds cheesy to say it, but there's music in the air there." - Bruno Mars

tModLoader... The less than anticipated sequel release of the highly acclaimed "Terraria".
Before i get into the review of tModLoader aka Terraria 2. i must say that i was a huge fan of Terraria
i played it during my child and during my grandparents funeral. it got me through the roughest points in my life and i am very thankful for it. terraria is possibly the greatest game i have ever had the utmost pleasure of playing.

but this. this piece of garbage known as tModLoader ruined it for me. everytime i think of this game i gag.
you'd expect that after 32 years in development Terraria 2 would atleast satisfy half my fourth toe but it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesnt.

The graphics are awful. everytime i load the game my monitor starts flickering like one of those lil pump concerts. my children have all suffered diabetic attacks and almost died, so not only has this game ruined my eyes but it's also ruined my kids lives. and that's only from the first 30 seconds when launching the game.

The actual game itself looks alright. it has the same pixel feel to it that Terraria had but it just doesn't feel the same. when you break a block it turns into a wet dishcloth. the type that blends into the background when it's in a picture of someones kitchen. this means that everytime i break a block in my house after a mistake it just looks wet and soppy.
the bosses just aren't as appealing or as fun as before. the game starts you off with a crystalline fructose sword which for some reason does 231 damage right as you spawn????? why???? it takes all the fun out of the game. back to the bosses, the first boss always spawns at 9:41pm and is just miley cyrus on her ball. the attacks are boring and badly animated since it's just 5 frames of her swinging left to right.
if you die to her you lose your save and the game uninstalls itself. why. i live in the middle of Uzbekistan and have awful internet.

the grind in this game is terrible mainly because everytime you kill an enemy the drop chance decreases by 0.5 percent. meaning that if you don't get some gel within the first 50 slime kills, you will never have torches and then you'll have no light. no light is bad because your npcs like the fan favourite druid will go blind and the rest.

the npc variety in this game however is vast. combine the dialogue of skyrim and the choices of sims 2 and you get lot's of choices and relationship options in this game. i personally decided to date the Smelter of Fire.
in my game they had the name "bossmanwillsmith". i'm pretty sure though that is the name of the best apex legends player in season 5. so it's nice to see them involving the community into the game.
i also had sex.
the day and night cycle is not very complex. you can go first person and look up at the sky and see all the constellations and stuff but none of it matters. because let's be honest. people who play terraria can only see in 2d and only terraria fans play Terraria 2. you can't even see constellations in 2d it's stupid.
they built a massive universe with lots of planets that you can travel to but because it's in 2d the laws of physics and ♥♥♥♥ don't apply so you can't even leave the main planet.
i'd say that about 95% of the content is missing.

very unfortunate.

Now let's get into the final topic of the game. The Story. the story is your typical cliché love story like 50 shades of grhey or a loud voice. a story of coming to terms with that fact that the guide murdered the hero from the previous installment also known as your father (no mother because canonically if you play female in the previous game your character is actually a futa)

!!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!
The Guide is the final boss of the game and he blows up all the npcs houses and luminite toilets in order to gain massive power to defeat you

in conclusion. tModLoader is a game that had alot of work put into it but is terrible by Terraria's standards
a massive failure that could have been big had it been made in 3d. obviously not much thought went into the fighting sections of the game but the rest was alright.

4/10 it's a ♥♥♥♥ game that could be made good with a 3d mod.

"People born in Puerto Rico are U.S. citizens - except for the teeny, tiny, mind-boggling fact that if you live in Puerto Rico, you are not allowed to cast a vote in the election for president. That tiny fact starts to get bigger when you realize that electing our own leaders is the whole reason that we have a country in the first place."
-W. Kamau Bell

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And i. the one and only GrandWizard of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ Corporation. GrandWizard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ would like to formally apologise for not having put out reviews for several months. i will try to atone for my sins

yeah you can like shoot guns and stuff i guess. it's pretty good

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"Bikinis are like fries – You can’t just have one"
This game is like this quite. there's so many flipping bikinis that i can barely aim.
the recoil in this game is insane. you shoot once and do 13 backflips it's crazy. i'm not even that athletic
......
the ladies look nice. i like the one with wings that shoots lightning because sasuke does lightning and i have a boner for sasuke.
the character customisation is deep and intricate, you can edit any feature of your character including hair and hair and bikini and probably more.
boobs bounce hard. real hard. like.... like so super hard that i couldn't even tell they were boobs.

game was good
7/10
recommend
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"Holy moly look at this desert. it's really big man. is that a bug?" - John F. Kennedy

This game is great, it has graphics from 1946 and the story is very similar to Lord of The Rings which i am a huge fan of. thanks George R.R. Martin.
The camera controls are fantastic as when i picked up the boot it went flying to new yor k.
that's a nice place i loved visiting,, pizza was good and i met spiderman. great guy

The combat has some flaws because when Justin (the king emperor of canada) swung his bladed club at my 3 hivers all of their legs went flying off. the combat has no balance at all. my men all had a high combat skill of 20 yet some random dude can chop on 6 legs with one swing? this makes no sense to. he only had 95 combat skills.

Putting aside the flawed skill tree i think the skills in this game are really interesting, you can tell that the developers put in alot of time and effort into making these buildings. the furniture is really nice too as you can use all of them for roleplay purposes. i made a washing machine where i washed my armor and a sink. the sink had one of them trash cutting thingies in the sucky hole. my farmer james put his hand in and half 3/8 of his body got shredded.

the martial arts is too weak. i upgraded my kicking skill and the damage only increased to from 2 to 7 this was big but it's still really weak.
the freedom in this game is very good, you can do literally anything but when everyone hates you there's like... nothing interesting to do because people aren't even willing to speak to you. not cool guys, i just wanna be friend.

overall i give this game a very positive 9/10. the game has barely any bugs which makes it super good but the audio is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when i launched the game my drivers were uninstalled and i couldn't hear for months.

good game

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt
this quote is good because like. the game is sandbox. and sandbox has lots of flavor because like. you can... do anything? yes

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"Slaves are the key to the american race, slaves save us all. Slavery is good" Abraham Lincoln.

did you know. that Abraham Lincoln said that quote while he was being buried in a mass grave with his slaves.
just a fun fact for you new vegas lovers out there.
this game is pretty good. the graphics are top notch and my brother thinks the space ship dlc is pretty neat. he's so confident in this that he thinks this is the next step in gaming that will take us into a new age of vr gaming.

So anyway. my review of this game is that positive. here's my reasons behind this

The Caesar's Legion

I really like this game for the message it portrays.
The game starts off with you being in the backstreets of Chicago in a wet damp alleyway, you awaken next to the dumpster with a homeless man caring for your wounds. he then tells you loads of fake news to bring him to your send and sends you on your way after taking everything in your wallet.
this is where the game really starts and you gain the so called "freedom" that you are promised in an rpg.
this is where the first problem for me arises. the game is waaay to linear. you leave the door and the first thing you are made to do is join the Legion.

That is the first and last bad thing about the game.
when you are forced into their camp you notice that there are men and women and alot alot of kids wearing potato sacks
as you guessed, these are all slaves. this in my opinion is one of the best parts of the game. the fact that it promotes slavery is very good in todays society where slavers are prejudiced against. not good at all because slavery is essential to a stable economy.
back to the game though, when you get close to the slaves you can really see the intricate detail the developers put into them. my guess is that this is all because with the backing of bethesda they are planning on bringing back slavery into todays society. Good on you Obsidian.

Later in the game you are given many weapons like the toothpick launcher and the lightsaber of destiny but none of this matters as there are many slaves to interact with and learn the stories of only to forget them and behead them after using them for profit. this game is very realistic with it and Abraham Lincoln would be proud.

"the slave that was slave is a slave to the slaver who enslaves the not slaves into being slaves. this cycle is what we call slavery" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™

i love slavery so this game is very great. the graphics are pretty good as personally i am a fan on text based adventure games. this ticks all my gamer orgasm boxes.

thank you obsidian for this great masterpiece of a game and good luck with your campaign on bringing back slavery. i will make sure to support you.

"Why are you bringing these negros here Charles?.. This makes no sense......." Abraham Lincoln 1325 when he discovered his first negro.

This quote really inspires me because this was when abraham first discovered the negros. this really hits hard because it teaches all people how everyone learns new stuff everyday.

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"Stuck between a rock and a hard place" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™

That's the name of my last poem and that's also what i'd describe this game. it's been in early baccess for alot of years now. i have this really beefy pc that I inherited from my grandfather. quite a beef pc that he had. anyway. let's ignore my financial situation for now and see what this games about. i loaded into it and played through the tutorial. i put on my socks and a raven killed me. wasn't very good game design as i hadn't even put on my hat yet before the ravens attacked. i died and thought "what the ♥♥♥♥".

when comparing this to Cuphead the game doesn't even compare. when cuphead released it was already in late alpha. this game has barely even 2 lines of code in. the graphics are like sandpaper photographed up close. i don't like the gameplay as when the fat zombie approached i gained 13 pass out points and blacked out. this wasn't good because i was mauled by the 3 dogs who were following me for 2 days straight. anyway back to the development notes. i thought they were joking about when they said they were gonna make add 747 planes to the game. but they didn't.

the circles around the towns aren't particularly pleasing as they aren't big enough for my helicopters to land. i suspect that they might be for the dog kennels they are adding in 14.93 update but that's just my little brothers theory. my brother thinks this game is good because he has survived to day 93 with his 2 friends. i didn't have any pro gamer pals to play with so i couldn't even get to day 7 so i still don't know what happens.

part of the reason why i'm giving this game a 3/10 negative review is because the game isn't friendly towards solo gamers like me. i tried to loot the nearest gas station and was shot during someone elses stick up. i can't believe that happened. i called them out for fail rp but the admins didn't even care.
the game won't even load a world anymore. i sat there for 23 minutes and nothing happened. anyhow the graphics are like old marble tiles from the roman times. they are clean in some spots but really dirty and cracked in others. like the zombie girls. super clean panties when i look up skirts of dead body. but trees are like not very crackalackin.

as the greek emperor Titinus XIV said "don't trust your siblings, trust your toes. for the only person you can really trust is your REAL brothers."

this quote really resonated with me because the gun play was pretty good in this game. i liked the shooting because the bullets looked very realistic. i remember when i was in my first war and shot someone it was really realistic. i was surprised when i did it because they died. anyway the death in this game is more realistic than in real life.

i'd say buy the game but only if you have a strong toshiba laptop that can load multiple worlds and keep 13 servers running in the background. good luck and have fun killing sheep out there zombie livers.

"the man that dies is the man that dies" - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™

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hello review readers. it is i. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. today i am here to review "stank bowls 7" it is very easy in opinion. my little brother played and said "wow this is so easy" but then i played it and it was hard. i think it's very hard and impossible but my little brother said it's easy. so in my opinion it's easy.

i like the loot system. when i equipped my enchanted chestplate of vigour. i gained 27 health points. this really helped me in the long run against the beetle queen. i think the parry system is really good. i tapped x and eighteen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded into a bloody mist. the i gained 1382exp and levelled up 5 times. this is a good level system as i think that the implementation of the magic skill system was very important for the game in the long run.

what i didn't like about this game was the graphics. the scary grandma who stabbed me really scared me and i thought that was very good for the atmosphere. the atmosphere in this game is pretty good. when i equipped my boots i grew some wings and flew away. you know what they say "icarus flew too close to the sun and the sun melted" so when i flew out of the map everything turned invisible and i died. this was to keep the game balanced as when everything died i would have gotten max level and made everything on the game planet extinct. moving planets would be hard.

the cons of this game are the fact that it's scary. the big fang chimera was crazy scary and a rough miniboss. but i overcame that difficulty with my power of will and strong gamer skills. when it came to the map it was pretty good. detail was nice and splashing of water was effective at making my boots wet and giving me athlete's foot. 10/15 for water. the fire was really nice because i played with everything on low but effects on max. looked nice fire 10/5.

combat was good i rolled alot to dodge attacks. attacks are fun looking too. when i got hit i bled to death. death was a good part of the game as it made it quite difficult.

thanks for reading my review.
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At first i didn't like it because i couldn't run it on my 1080 ti.
then i got a 5069 ti ti and i was stunned by how good looking the game was
...
good game.
5/10