hopstar's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:23pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 2:05pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 8:18pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:59pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 7:38pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2018 @ 10:15pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 5:08pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 8:18pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 2:20am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 2:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 6:52pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 11:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:59pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 2:07am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2018 @ 12:42am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 9:20pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 1:17pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 9:29pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 7:58pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 1:13pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 4:10pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 6:00pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 9:15pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 4:34pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2018 @ 12:42am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

27 / 30