"On the planet Sun, there is no night" -Kris 2016
"Why is that lamp shooting at me!?" -Devan 2016
"I sell Purple Drank" -Angel 2015
"Hi, my name is Snow and I'm gay." -Devan 2016
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE PIRATES" -Devan 2015
"I'm basically fried 24/7 but without the drugs" -Devan 2015
"Who woulda guessed me being drunk as ♥♥♥♥" -Devan 2016
"I'm boutta ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ hold up" -Rebecca 2014
"Five Plus Four is Ten" -Kris 2016
"I start the list, and I END the list." -Kris 2016
"I may attract alot of crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you should see them in bed" -Kris 2016
"A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets" -Kevin 2016
"Jonathan If you beat him in this 1v1 I'll give you my girlfriend's virginity" -Kris 2016
"Jonathan please don't tell my girlfriend I bet her virginity and lost it" -Kris 2016
"I think I deserve to be the number 1 ♥♥♥♥♥ in this room." -Kris 2016
"I'm real as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Ben 2014
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what can you do?" -Kevin 2016
"♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ sideways" -Cruze 2016
"Snitches get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Mikey 2016
"In my opinion I think picking me up was the best decision you guys ever made" -Eli 2016
"Comrade's totally religious I bet he jacks off to God." -Joe 2016
"Pray? You mean with my penis?" -Leo 2016
"Dude his penis is doing the Hitler Salute" -Leo 2016
"You only killed me because I ran out of health" -Leo 2016
"Yo so I talked to this cute girl today and I told her about the time I had E. Coli" -Leo 2016
"One time bullies beat me up and stole my underwear" -Devan to KennyS, 2016
"I love road head!" -Tanner 2016
"Comrade have you ever even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your peepee sucked before?" -Devan 2017
"Ain't nobody planting the bomb today ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Devan 2017
"Comrade more like ♥♥♥ rag" -Devan 2017
"Sleep is a social construct created by the evil republicans to try to blind the world from being able to create miget porn. Stay woke Sheeple." -Ibney 2017
"His name is Canada, oh ♥♥♥♥, he's from Canada, I'm retarded." -Devan 2017
"It's because I'm Cherokee Indian" -Devan 2017
"Literally i'm 18 i can legally be your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stepdad better watch out before i ♥♥♥ in your mom" -Devan 2017
"Bro if I was a girl I'd have some fat ass titties" -Devan 2017


I call way too many people Daddy. You aren't special (I'm kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥).