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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:59am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:15am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 4:23am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:57am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:42pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:32am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:36pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 2:30pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 11:04am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:23am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 1:20pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:38am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 4:24am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:20pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 3:08pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:48pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 3:05am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:04am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:16pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 4:16am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 8:31am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 4:06am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:40pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:57pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 3:18pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 3:46am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:10am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 5:50am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 3:58am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 3:49pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:00pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 3:18pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:23am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:25pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 4:35pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 3:25am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 5:58am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 3:34pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 2:07pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 2:11pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 11:15am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:38pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 11:16am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 7:58am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2017 @ 9:33am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2017 @ 9:42am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 10:48am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:44pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 10:32am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:22pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 10:58am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:27pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:29pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:37pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:57pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 11:28am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 2:56pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:51pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 4:14pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 2:38pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 7:55am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 2:54pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 1:57pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 6:25am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 6:12am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 2:04pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 6:59am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 6:35am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 1:44pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 6:20am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 4:48am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2017 @ 7:17am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2017 @ 5:36am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:25pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 4:43am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:47am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:53am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 8:48am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:53am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:11am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:45am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 4:47am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:55am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:36am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:46am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 9:03am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 5:07am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 9:57am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 7:49am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 5:00am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2017 @ 8:26am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 7:43am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:44pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 3:58pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 4:11pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 7:57am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 6:18am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 5:18am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 6:07am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:18pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 2:42pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 7:26am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:27pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 12:12pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 7:32am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 7:58am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:09pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 7:45am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 5:07am