Hey Steve! this is your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ wife marie. Did you remember to eat your Wladislaw ZX-144B zogslop for lunch? I put it in your briefcase. Just set it in the dark matter reactor for exactly 2.17 x 10^(-9) picoseconds (I would say femtoseconds, but you aren't in college anymore). I hope Mr. Wladislaw is ok with you using the dark matter reactor for your lunch, maybe then he will turn you into an experiment!
By the way, the Wladislaw IJustS PSU that Mr. Wladislaw sent to the house is shooting out steam again.

Is there something I should do? I can't risk it revealing our location as the iron dome is dangerously low on ammo and Egypt is refusing to shoot down Iranian ICBMs as we called them smelly camel [REDACTED]. I am still suffering emotionally from the equivalent of 20 9/11s that happened on October 7th. May yaweh strike down those gentiles so that we may all have 2500 slaves. Anyway make sure to let the zogslop cool down before you eat it, you don't want to get a temporal abrasion!
Your dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ wife,
Marie

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hey wanna come over and goop later? i have been gooning for a good goop sesh and cant stop getting goop on my setup

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