Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
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All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
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One organism, one vote.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer
them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"
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Most people feel that everyone is entitled to their opinion.
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<Myth> I'm getting a connection refused when connecting to port 25, anyone
know where the damn log is?
<aj> Myth: /var/log/damn.log?
* aj wonders what that'd look like
<aj> Dec 18 05🎈30 blae smtpd[123]: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!
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Unix weanies are as bad at this as anyone.
-- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org>
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
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rep, nice player

Wow u ♥♥♥♥♥ u copied the text and wrote that in his profile (janisstals)

S.A.L.T.

part 2: 14th round got rly salty and started griefing me shot him in the leg he got me down to 30 hp killed him then went on to kill another guy who didnt hit me once cuz he had an he out, hes dead he gets thrown at me i die cuz i had 30 hp, i get called a noob and "reported for griefing" then they attempt to kick me multiple times. by this point i just couldnt understand how a russian sounding 7yr old kid not understand that 1st of all HE SHOULDNT BE PLAYING THIS GAME(its 17+) and second off all just syka blyad u litteraly have some brain disorder. now plz ♥♥♥

-rep left a comment on my profile on that i was garbage and only used auto(tho there obviously was a reson why volvo added it in the first place) then he said i am 2 1 2 on the 4th round, while he was 5 0 3. this is becouse he was obviously not ♥♥♥♥♥ cuz he doesnt know what communism is and he had 3500$ on him whilst having an m4 and armor. then i asked for a drop, but guess what. 5 seconds later he bought A FULL SET OF NADES THAT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EVEN USE (silver elite btw) and then droped me a scout, THEN WHEN I DIED HE COMPLAINED THAT I WAS VERY BAD AND I COULDNT CLUTCH A 1v1 (bomb 20-15 seconds left no kit im on site other guy coming) if i had a ump A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UMP WHICH IS 500$ cheaper, but no this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid gave me a scout (a SMURF/TROLL WEAPON) and then went to coplain.