Recent reviews by Vim

i love this game but hate it at the same time.
iim sick of the bugs. im sick of loading in with none of my character customization (bald) or having it literally removed/altered mid cutscene (emmrich specifically). im sick of romances (lucanis and neve i am looking at you) having stupid double standards and locked out for no reason, im sick of this game crashing using FAST TRAVEL. i wanted to love this game but after waiting for years post inquisition, this feels like a disappointment.

also, why the ♥♥♥♥ are titties a B cup max? am i not allowed to have honkers? is my existence in dragon age uncanon becase i was born with a G cup? one of you devs have something against us. something against boobs. and whoever you are, in particular i will chew into your walls.

my best friend gifted me this and i played nine hours straight

very fun

my biggest gripe is you cant edit stickers, esp when changing the glitter type. a lot of stickers were made before i realized wtf i did (You cannot edit once done + you cant go back and make a sticker, glittery perchance). i did some really cool ones that took so long im scared to recreate them... oops!!!
but still really fun. i wish some things were a little more clear in the tutorial.

ava is -5/10 tbh
valerie best girl so far but loses a point cuz shes a cop so 9/10
thalia is ok, kinda lame. 7/10 because shes not ava.
kinda wish there were more thick beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and coochies that dont look like a single slice of ham, i want me some ARBYS up in here!!!!
also its very glitchy, i had my middle finger warped across the room permanently LOL
+ making 200 $/4 clients only kinda lame, and it doesn't stack if you go 'again' (not testing that tho im lazy, just did it once). my tism fuels figuring out statistics.
lastly....

GIVE THE ORC A HOLE

not intuitive and not fun to start, i really dont like the clunky ass controls

Update: So, much more gameplay down the hatch: I still think R* needs to put more effort into dealing with cheaters. I come across them maybe every other game (session?), still often enough to be like, "wtf??". I think the game is.....okay. It's fun but the burn out comes quick because there is no new content. It's the same of, log on. Do a daily challenge. wait hours for your shop to be full for a run/ do resupplies. Bounties can get boring quick with the same thing over and over. I haven't gotten the gold to go into Moonshine business so I'm not sure if that one is much better than the trader.
Running the story mission is tough because I think staying dishonorable is annoying to upkeep (also I'm a soft baby so there's that). There are a few weird gameplay glitches that I've noticed (like certain Legendary bounty missions not spawning correctly), animals (kills too!) de-spawning right in front of you.... I dunno. I think, in general, its a good game. I think it's fun for the time being. I dont know if I'd recommend it to a friend for something long term as it gets very stale after awhile. But overall, it's an ok game.



Granted, YMMV, but I've played this game for a few days. This game is already proving to be a regrettable purchase. Besides the abysmal lack of content, period, the amount of hackers I have experienced in this game so far is making this unplayable. It is simultaneously a dead game, yet full of cheaters. Just my most recent experience someone was camping me and my friend, shooting us through a literal mountain, etc. He was teleporting across the entire map and then around us to troll us. We literally couldn't do anything about it, and god knows Rockstar isn't going to care about what happens in this game. It's miserable - and its not about kids trolling in games. But people intentionally cheating like this is not ok.

It is so depressing. The game is beautiful and I looooove the western atmosphere. But the gameplay so far has only been giving me headaches.

aint no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way im putting another hour into this game

its still in early access, so ill be lenient with what I have to say (im sure the devs are aware of these as well, but for others):
cutscenes are broken, its glitchy at times where one player will get a black screen until the other's encounter is over. It glitches a lot, especially when leveling up (I screwed up leveling up because it wouldn't let me do it, and instead just had me "go through it" without my input). Like others have said as well, some of the cutscenes are broken (like within players), and there are awkward animating interactions.
I dont like the mechanics for moving around, I wish it was a bit more similar to WoW where you can hold both mouse buttons to rotate your screen instead of what Middle button was (remapped to a side button, but its just... weird).
I like the game overall despite the weird mechanics and the glitches.
and for the cosmetic side because I am way too heavy into that: i dont like the lack of tiefling hair options either, they all look... bad. tieflings just look way too feral (and Im sure its to keep to the infernal lore), but even aside that... please add more hair options. I look like a skunk or a hobo.

ubisoft is ass

It's a fun game.

But there is an INSANE amount of bugs that has screwed me and my friend over in this game - spaceships glitching through the planet and wasting a thruster, our rover suddenly spasming out and shooting out into god knows where (and, nearly crashing the game and glitching out my astronaut in the aftermath?) - and the such. I've died at times where there was no reason TO die from a full oxygen tank. Debris? The world resetting itself where i built? Worlds dont sync so where there is a tunnel on my screen, there is not on the hosts. Sometimes digging doesnt work because it resets itself over and over on certain parts.
its infuriating.

But anyway, cancel all of that out and its a fun game.