unkle DADDY
daddy UNKLE   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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"I just wanna know what it feels like to have a ♥♥♥♥ inside me."

"♥♥♥♥, coz kitkats are'nt chewy"

"If you really had access to time travel and you wanted to stop slavery why would'nt you just go back and nuke africa"

"♥♥♥♥, coz it reminds me of my dad"

"every girl is a gymnast if you bend her hard enough"

"♥♥♥♥, coz at least theres a chance you wont get aids from a ♥♥♥♥"

"A life size fish gasping for air on your ♥♥♥♥, that could be the best beej you've ever had"

"♥♥♥♥, coz you can get a kitkat at any 7/11"

"you don't treat her like a porcelain princess I ♥♥♥♥ her like a dude"

"♥♥♥♥, coz a kitkats not gonna jizz in your mouth"

"am I blind or is it dark in here"

"i gotta titty ♥♥♥♥ my wrists later"

"♥♥♥♥, coz a kitkat doesnt know what men like"

"what if man, what if"

"i want the whale jizz on me"

"ill be inside that ♥♥♥♥ wrapped up like han solo in a tonton"

"MMMMMMMMMMMM ♥♥♥♥"

"I don't personally drink alcohol, but I imagine its not very nice"

"your crotch is itching coz your ♥♥♥♥ is rotten"

"who cares about the first time you lust your verganity, its the second and third times that are the ones worth talking about"

"nothing is gay after ejaculating"

"your hut its made of grass, it wont stop bullets I'm gonna kick your ass"

"ask yo momma"

"that was class back in the day, never really liked it to be fair"
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sugar DADDY 30 Jan, 2020 @ 2:40pm 
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sugar DADDY 30 Jan, 2020 @ 2:39pm 
♥♥♥♥ he did it again
sugar DADDY 30 Jan, 2020 @ 2:39pm 
+rep for being loving and understanding
sugar DADDY 30 Jan, 2020 @ 2:38pm 
sum1 hacked my account wasn't actually me that left those comments sry