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2 people found this review helpful
11.0 hrs on record
A cute adventure with a wholesome story and a soothing soundtrack that wonderfully combines two things i love: Gaming and Photography. Truly a gem, makes me wanna hug the developers.
Posted 7 October, 2022. Last edited 7 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
I meant to write a review of this game some time ago, but whenever I started, my words seemed not enough to capture its unique beauty and depth.
It is beautiful. It will make you cry. It can be healing if you let it be.

Just buy it.
Posted 18 July, 2022.
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51 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
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700.2 hrs on record (585.5 hrs at review time)
You know the sea has made you a pirate when one day you wake up and you're no longer the one yelling "Captain, there's a ship behind us, WHATEVERSHALLWEDO" but the maniac on the back ship practicing their crab dance on the bowsprit while the crew prepares for the first chain shot.
Posted 6 October, 2021. Last edited 6 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
155.9 hrs on record (75.4 hrs at review time)
It's basically everything I want from life in one game.
Posted 11 February, 2021.
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729.3 hrs on record (203.8 hrs at review time)
you had me at "create your palico"
Posted 25 November, 2018. Last edited 1 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
127.2 hrs on record (111.6 hrs at review time)
You’re feeling drained and would like to go on vacation but can’t because you’re as poor as I am?
Ever dreamed of lying on a beach in the carribean, listening to the sound of the sea, but it’s still a dream because you’re as poor as I am?
Or do you secretly wish you could be as badass as the “into the wild”-guy, starting a new life somewhere far away from society, but you can’t because you've already made yourself too comfortable and have crippling anxiety about unfamiliar situations {just like me}?
Yes?
Fantastic, now you can make your dreams come true without leaving home!
I...should probably mention that you should like waking up naked and disoriented.
And dinosaurs. You should like dinosaurs. Angry dinosaurs. Dinosaurs that want to kill you.
But it's fun, I promise.
I have experienced this new form of vacation for a few hours now and I can definitely recommend it.

One thing that bothered me while playing: There are a few bugs that change the game experience in a crutial way and need to be fixed, e.g. some dinosaurs got stuck in trees and rocks which made hunting and taming them much easier than it should be.
Posted 29 January, 2016. Last edited 24 September, 2021.
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