30+ years old,
155 ms discrete visual reaction time at 30+ (irrelevant but the average twitch user is an CENSORED and thinks it matters),
140+ IQ (this one matters),
relatively good at maths, physics, and logic (I could be your teacher if your parents were rich enough to afford my knowledge and skills),
world record holder of :> <: game since 2001
best HLDM/adrenaline gamer player of all times (all gamemodes, but it's easy considering everyone was as CENSORED as the average low GM in overwatch),
god of movement with goldsource physics,
#1 agario player (osu is in comparison unskilled),
top soldier; top tracer, #1 torbjorn world when I played overwatch seriously (from S1 to S6, 4k6 peak),
I could build at 80% of raza's building speed in fortnite with less than 30 hours,
kovaak fps aim trainer certified aim beast, (my biggest achievement so far),
I'm still in the process of relearning how to aim with a new sensitivity (~25cm) and new aiming style. This means that my aim is prolly trash right now, but still better than your own (trivial?),
reached elite rank in QC duel (peak 2660+ SR, aka top 10 world ladder, MDR NICE YOKE) in less than 50 hours in ladder while I've never dueled in quake before,
4350+ peak in S13 and S14 playing Tracer and Soldier only in the disgusting goats meta. SR is trash, but I think it's quite an achievement,
according to bozott ranking, I'm currently #1 at KovaaK's FPS aim trainer weekly competitions ranking, which is not surprising, considering I played a lot of them while nick was afk.

fake going b and end up going to the steakhouse