Recent reviews by Loki

Games alright but controls like complete gape. Who in their right mind decided that your movement speed be decided by the scroll wheel, what an error. I think I'd rather have my eye liked by a tree frog and have hamsters run amok in my gut and re-arrange my anus

This game stinks like an uncleaned uncircumsised one from the moment of its conception. I'd rather have my arse slip out of place and pop a socket then play this game ever

I would rather be taken by a group of massive naked men who will completely ruin my frame then have to play this game ever again, I would literally prefer to have the shape of my frame permenantly disfigured

I would rather get gaped by a bullfrog then have to play this game ever again

Honestly. I would rather take a bite out of my own brown sausage then play this accursed, disgusting, revolting, fallen, horrific game that deserves absolutely no attention what so ever. I would rather pop a hemorrhoid and bleed for weeks from my chocolate star then do this. What a horrific piece

I think I'd rather have my head punched by a kangaroo and let a snapping turtle bite off my piece then ever play this game again. What a save

This game is simply the best