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Basil : Did we get Dr. Evil?

Radar Operator : No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...

Teacher : Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...

Friendly Dad : Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?

Friendly Son : Dad, what's that?

Friendly Dad : I don't know, son, but it has great big...

Peanut Vendor : Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...

Peanut Vendor : Lord Almighty!

Woman : That looks just like my husband's...

Circus Barker : ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!

Cyclops : RARRR.

Cyclops : Hey, what's that? It looks like a...

Fan : Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?

Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!

Fan : It's so huge.

Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...

Dr. Evil : Just a little prick.

Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel : What is it, son?

Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

Jet Pilot : ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot : Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Bird-Watching Woman : Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man : [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman : Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Army Sergeant : Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Baseball Umpire : Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire : What is that. It looks just like an enormous...

Chinese Teacher : Wang. pay attention.

Wang : I was distracted by that giant flying...

Musician : Willie.

Willie : Yeah?

Musician : What's that?

This guy has a needle ♥♥♥♥ ask me how I know

this guy hacked my account and stole.....me heart........