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There were mysterious charges to my card that I didn't remember making. I understand Jon's feeling of obsession proclaimed in the video. Heck, I understand Jon as a human completely now. His fellow obsession with Phil Swift has linked our minds, but that leaves me with but one question--where is Phil? It makes me violently angry, I feel cheated--does he care not for the union of minds? Or perhaps he looks over the two of us, as some kind of benign watcher? I cannot say. Only Phil can. Phil has all the answers now. I am currently tracking him down. When I was first self-aware enough to realize my descent, I blamed it on demons, or some other external force. I see now that it is only myself. I am the demon. I have now finally tracked down Phil. I have no plan but to fly to him, and beg him to let me live with him forever.

"That's a lotta damage!" after I got hit in video games. I compulsively would stare at pictures of Phil Swift, even downloading them. But it was not enough. I started doing half jobs with a full smile. In every game where my character was customizable, I felt compelled to turn myself into Phil Swift. I changed my desktop picture and all my application icons to images of Phil Swift. Every passing day--every minute that went by!--I felt my obsession dig itself deeper. Flex Tape and Flex Seal started appearing all over my house. A boat and an industrial-grade chainsaw also appeared in my garage.

I'm going to be extremely honest here: I'm dangerously obsessed with Phil Swift. It all started back when JonTron released the fateful video "Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE", and it has only gotten worse, oh ho ho, SO much worse, since then. But it didn't start that way, in fact it most likely started much like your experience. I enjoyed the video thoroughly and went on with my day. But that would be the last truly normal day of my life. The signs started cropping up. I started subconciously saying

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