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Yankmaster

You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 11:30

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:39

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:39

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Alcançada em 28/ago./2014 às 11:40

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:56

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:29

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 14:35

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 1:52

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:13

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:34

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:19

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:34

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:37

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:36

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:53

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 14:41

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 14:45

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:50

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:51

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Alcançada em 8/out./2014 às 2:56

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Alcançada em 7/out./2014 às 13:41

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Alcançada em 5/out./2014 às 8:55

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Alcançada em 28/ago./2014 às 11:34

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Alcançada em 28/ago./2014 às 11:46



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