Ultima pig
Andrew   Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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A pig's tale
There once was a lonely little pig. He didn't go "wee wee wee, all the way home", because real pigs were seldom so excitable. And because he never left his home. He didn't need to. He had a pantry full of truffles and a Steam library full of games. He wanted for nothing. Except opposable thumbs. Those would help a lot with most of the games he tried to play. He had to put up with the abuse from his teammates, since he couldn't keep up with their human hand-dexterity. He didn't let it get to him though. Most of the time... Though recently, after his father finally lost his battle with swine flu, he was finding it harder to shrug off the hurtful words. In fact, he was feeling really low in general. He eyed the block of knives on the kitchen counter, but again, no thumbs. Instead, he searched the Steam store for something new. Butcher simulator 4. Perfect. :lunar2019deadpanpig:
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Rampant Mackerel 2017 年 4 月 22 日 上午 3:31 
Piggy, I love you. nearly more than life itself, not quite that much else I'd die. xx
PhoeNN7x 2013 年 7 月 31 日 上午 1:20 
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