guy below me is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I hope the person reading this comment flips a coin. If it's heads, have a pleasant day! You got this! If it is tails, kill yourself. And no, I do not mean kill yourself by putting a gun next to your head and pulling the trigger. I mean specifically dressing up as batman, tying a not in the middle of your room with a hook to be able to hold your mass. I want you to grab a chair under the rope and remove your pants. Now now, I want you to start jerking off and kick off the chair. Sure, you'll die, but you'll have a dopamine rush so hard that the idea of what a "pleasant day" would feel so boring that you would cut yourself for any slight smidgen of dopamine. All the 50 or so years you will live will pale compared to that one moment, and your quality of life will never be the same. So if you land on tails, never go half-measures. In a situation like this, always, and I mean always, go the full measure.

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no

I am A dog

I has A dog