Recent reviews by Brady

Step 1: Launch the Game

Step 2: Join a Friend while the game turns off your achievements because your friend is too far ahead in the story even though he is on Chapter 1 Part 1 and has never launched the game before.

Step 3: Now spend 40 minutes messing around with Windows and Steam voice settings because the game doesnt allow you to mute your ingame mic and its always on so you now hear ur friend is Crispy clean 0.44hz audio quality while he is more statik than getting raped by Slenderman.

Step 4: Spend the next 30 minutes in Cut Scenes where the subtitle always says Gandalf is talking even though its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Owl , Dwarf, Elf , I dunno but Gandalf must be some mad Shapeshifter or some ♥♥♥♥ cos that ♥♥♥♥♥ changin species left right and centre

Step 5: Now spend your following 40 minutes scrolling through a Russian only forum trying to figure out how to make your cursor come on your screen because you cant pick up loot without it.

Step 6: You finally get to play the game, And now after 10 minutes of Gameplay it is no longer refundable , Get scammed lil ♥♥♥♥♥

The storyline dies shortly into the game , No longer fun after a while instead just a repetitive mess of RNG

This game looks like absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ no matter what graphic setting you put it , Looks like someone got Flour,Water,Weetabix put it in a blender with milk and then took Hyper realistic pictures and just changed the colours and implemented them into the textures of the game. 10/10 Sun reflects off sand

Just buy PUBG