-rep This man has been impersonating a postman. I someone at my front door attempting to push an unusually large letter through my postbox, I quickly reacted and grabbed the package and opened the door. I was horrified at what was inside, a being attempted to post, it was a Liquid Nitrogen powered pipe bomb. A chase ensued and he was arrested promptly, he served 20 years in prison but has now served his time and is back on the loose, please WATCH OUT

-rep I caught this man on my porch stealing an amazon package. He was wearing a bandana and a choker collar and said he would suck my ♥♥♥♥ if I told anyone about this. Please for the love of god hide your amazon packages from this man he might steal them and hide any unsucked penis this man is relentless.

-rep he told me he works for Vodafone and that my phone bill for my nokia brick was increasing 10,000%, I simply cannot afford these payments and he said bailiffs would be arriving at my house. Long story short the bailiffs come and try to take away my Sony bravia 4k smart screen tv and I SAID NO. Eventually the police had to get involved as they didn't produce an official court warrant for seizure of goods from my home. This man CANNOT be trusted, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

-rep he told me he was Ava Chris Tyson and that if I wanted to be in a Mrbeast video he would need to touch me. He touched me and didn't deliver on his promises

-rep he told me he needed my credit card number and my dragon lore I'm now homeless and can't feed my kids. Please help steam gaben

BIG STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIG MAC, I HATE EVERYTHING FROM THE BUN TO THE LETTUCE. MCCRISPY GANG WHERE YOU AT??!