+rep don't even know who this person but I'm down bad for TWICE and ♥♥♥♥ with it

Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "fortnight" and i want to become goodest player like ninja I play with 400 ping on brazilian server and am level 200. pls no copy pasterino my story

I may be an Atheist, but I believe in cuuum. Unlike God, cuuum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cuuuum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cuuuum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cuuuum offers cuuuum. Cuuuum > God