+rep don't even know who this person but I'm down bad for TWICE and ♥♥♥♥ with it

Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "fortnight" and i want to become goodest player like ninja I play with 400 ping on brazilian server and am level 200. pls no copy pasterino my story

I may be an Atheist, but I believe in cuuum. Unlike God, cuuum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cuuuum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cuuuum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cuuuum offers cuuuum. Cuuuum > God

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow owo

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

+rep If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average pen15 height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average pen15 weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of pen15s.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the pen15 are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated pen15 ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

+rep Y'all gon' make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here
Why should I battle a crusty old man
When you can't even defeat a little weak Peter Pan
You're lucky this is only a beatbox battle
'Cause in a real battle I would make you feel rattled
Look at him, he's only got one planet
I got the whole galaxy under my dependence
You're gonna beg when you bleed and die
As you realize destiny's arrived
Y'all gon' make me
Y'all gon' make me
Y'all gon' make me
Y'all gon' make me
Let me show you how to scratch it
Either way, destiny still arrives (Byuhm)

+rep best girl tzu

Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, sta

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