The birth day of a goose, the death of innocent. Striving for normalcy after the events between 2016-2020, my days follow a routine: awakening to kiss my WIFE, working at the pollution factory, returning home to kiss my WIFE, then losing myself in NUX until sleep claims me (WIFE beside). In dreams, a goose with razor-sharp teeth, a voice and an unyielding yearning. Despite this peace, I felt alive in those years. I YEARN for the WILD GOOSE CHASE, NUX soothes but lacks the existential DREAD provided by a GOOSE. I've resolved to break free from my NUX-induced coma, to REBIRTH today. Henceforth, let this not be celebrated as GOOSE advent! NAY! Let it be remembered as the day I, the Master of NUX, stared down the throat of the GOOSE and yelled, "YOU MAY DECEIVE IN TRADES, BUT YOU WILL NEVER CAGE MY YEARNING!". And perchance, in that moment, I will hear my voice echo from the beast's depths, signalling the hunt's return..Happy Birthday Goose. We now share the same birthday. Isn't that fun?

A tribute

THREE years and a day has passed, and my life has not been the same since... AS SOON as my comment was posted on the 28th of Dec 2017 my social security and bank account were wiped and my house reclaimed by the bank (this was because I was years behind on mortgage payments). The Goose wanted me dead, so I decided my only option was to run away, to live a life off the grid. So I ran, I worked on stations in the outback, fought the McLoy boys hand to hand and found a new NUX between the sunsets and the stars. Then I got bored and came back (that was earlier today) and started to play NUX again. But don't let that scare ya, the Goose is but a legend of the steam. Or is he? I'll never tell, but if you find me dead you'll know the truth, especially if in my neck you find his tooth (or the McLoy boys estranged son came back and finished me off). Have a joyful Christmas season Goose and may your New Years wishes not involve my throat, and your sharp teeth locked in an eternal battle of love.

signed by nolzy <3

Where do I even start. This GOOSE has built a diabolic cult following through his claim to fame review of Chicken Farm 2k17, a review that in my eyes never should have been written; a review that naturally praises the fantastic Chicken Farm game but also subconciously tricks the readers into joining his forum of terror through: hacking, thieving, LYING and loving. Chicken Farm 2k17 is a game that has captured my childhood memories and embodied them into a game and Mr.Twasagoose is the very antithesis of this dream of a game . I just needed to get this out there and post this review of Goose himself so that his cult followers have a chance of redemption. I fear for my life on a daily basis, and one day these reviwes will stop; and that day you know the Goose has struck a decisive blowagainst my very head. I hope your New Year wishes come true, and a merry continuation of the jolly season.

Let me review that goose ♥♥♥♥, baby