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I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

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Yeah, I used to walk my dog in public, this changed when me and my Labrador took our relationship further. Chandler finished ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and as I bent over he attempted to mount me. I did a quick double take, and removed my jeans. Chandler humped me through my boxers took them off for him to penetrate me. and he to pumped me. the idea of doing it out in public never came across my mind. people find it taboo. He was pounding me so quick that I felt his ♥♥♥♥ throbbing like he was gonna ♥♥♥ any second. I couldn't muffle my moans any longer. I picked up his droppings and took a huge whiff, getting some on my nose and upper lip. I backed up until his knob penetrated me and then screamed in pleasure. Chandler unloaded in me and we were both spent. We collapsed on the sidewalk together and watched the stars pass as his semen leaked out of me. I realized an elderly man was staring 👁 at me through his window mere feet away. he began to vomit and convulse violently. I had to get out of there!