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Recent reviews by tsuki

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63.9 hrs on record (56.2 hrs at review time)
el fifita de toda la vida
Posted 17 September.
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4.3 hrs on record
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KINITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I LOVE YOU MY BABY KINITOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Posted 9 July. Last edited 11 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
i like shooty game
Posted 25 May.
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5.4 hrs on record
If your friends are overseas and/or your internet connection is unstable, dont bother,
The netcode is absolutely HORRIBLE, if there's any lag, the game stutters (even with a good computer) to the point of making it unplayable and there's no way of fixing it.
Posted 23 May.
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9.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
I take back what I said previously.
This is the best indie game I've ever played.
Posted 15 April. Last edited 17 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,355.1 hrs on record (1,309.0 hrs at review time)
10/10 para poner rkt a toda p¡ja en pubs de tf2
Posted 27 March.
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294.2 hrs on record (228.1 hrs at review time)
The absolute best story of a videogame I've ever played, it has brought me to tears countless times and made me be more careful with the decisions I take, both in real life and in the game.
The combat is super fun, the gunplay and combat is super fun and balanced to the point that even outnumbered, you can come out on top.
The handling of the horses is finnicky at first but when you get used to it and get a good horse, it's very comfortable.
No comment for the online mode as I didn't play it enough.
This is by far Rockstar Games' magnum opus and I'll patiently wait and see if they can outdo themselves with GTA VI.
Posted 21 March. Last edited 11 July.
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0.1 hrs on record
Hello, my name is Corey. I am a non-binary loves male person and this game has diasppointed me.
I am very involved in the masturbation scene and I enjoy watching other people do it in risky places or in fun and creative ways.
I was expecting this game to be heavily realistic and thought-provoking, with top notch graphics and audio design, but what I got ruined my gooning night, took away my pleasure and filled me with disappointment.
The pixelated graphics and the low fidelity sound paired with the terrible, TERRIBLE trap beats in the background that the game calls a "soundtrack" made my 8-inch wiener go back to it's dormant 2-inch state and blue balls.
I have requested a refund and I demand a higher quality sequel if you'd like to see money out of me in any given point in time, you'd have to do better.
My suggestions are:
- Make the graphics realistic.
- Add VR support, so I can actually feel like I'm jerking my peepee in class.
- Add a minigame in where you can jerk off your classmates.
- Remove the awful soundtrack.
However, I thank you the attempt at making a simulation of what my sophomore year of middle school was.
1/10, very dissapointing, do better next time.
Posted 20 March.
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1 person found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Estaba manejando tranquilopa y de repente salta un borracho frente a mi Scania 360 y le atropellé.
Itavyrai pe'a, che ra'a.
Posted 16 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Tiene Denuvo.
Posted 13 February.
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