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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:46am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:06pm

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44pm

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03am

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:31pm

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:37pm

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:02pm

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:55pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm