Trampled By Turtles
David   Illinois, United States
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Dang ol' David, man, tell you 'bout myself, woowee, turn ons ladies, and back seats, man, sunsets fast cars, man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers, man, love that Bob Dylan, like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself, yup.

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