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31 of 60 (52%) achievements earned:
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Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:46pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:20pm

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 7:12pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:13pm

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:47pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Ouroboros

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Darwin Award

Stop existing prematurely
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Treehugger

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:45pm

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 2:00pm

EGG

Find the ultimate Easter Egg
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 9:09pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 5:42pm



Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Yot

Press the Discord button

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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