good shots

stinki

ur a turd!

im gona throw up

hullo?

hap new year !!

hull0???

hello???

hewoooooo

Happy Halloween 🎃

Have a wonderful weekend!

:3 hey

hey daddy

Just thinking about it makes me laugh
A monkey that can’t eat a single bite of a banana?
Even I think that’s so pathetic
Don’t look at me like that, I don’t need your pity
I know you’re covering your mouth and laughing at me

I’m a banana allergy monkey, but still I like bananas
I’m a banana allergy monkey, but still I like bananas

Something unbelievable has happened
My mom is holding milk that tastes and smells like banana
I was so shocked, my eyes grew round
I was drunk from the sweet scent
The yellow banana color that’s coming up through the straw

I’m a banana allergy monkey but I’m happy that there’s banana milk
I’m a banana allergy monkey but I like that there’s banana milk

congrats on making it through 12 years of hell wtf

a yawn is what??!?!

a cough is just a crunchy breath

stfu furry

are u f cuz ur at. get it

are you bull cuz your ♥♥♥♥. get it

merry christmmas

shutup and be my valentine u smelly stinker

full of ♥♥♥♥♥

fat ♥♥♥♥♥

xD

(:

:)

why

hey b b b b. bitc xD

j j j j j j j j jake

i like chibps

i just got these what the ♥♥♥ !

😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 17 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8

Jake from statefarm hello

Hey stinker

i cant swim at all

Don't swim in canals!!

ew why the ♥♥♥♥

jelo
my name is Milk
its so nice to meet you
i hope we can be friends x3333

what the ♥♥♥ is your pfp i

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

trains be like:



choo choo x3333

cars be like:



beep xDDDDD

ded

If buzz 🚀🚀 n my girl😚😚😍
Both drowning😱😱💦🌊💧
And i can only save one😿😿😭
Catch me at my girls 💀💀 funeral 💀💀
w/ star command👏👏👅⭐🌟🌟

"hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx"

hey babb

hullo babby

kis kis