"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ , ᴋɪᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ." . . ✩

Erm... What the sigma?

Wʜᴇʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ,
I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ

+rep tcoaal is the best

I found out per your request:
So, appointments for hemorrhoid treatment are conducted on Fridays, starting at 9:00. Please bring with you:
- clean underwear;
- Vaseline "Slippery Entry",
- sterile surgical gloves size 7
- for a prolonged and successful procedure, a pear-shaped enema bulb (small enema for children), an Esmarch's cup, a sterile nozzle for the hose, an enameled basin.
It is forbidden to consume food products that cause excessive gas formation 2 days before the procedure! You're welcome...

Jᴜsᴛ ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ: Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʜᴇʀɪsʜᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴜɴɪǫᴜᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ.