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7 people found this review helpful
23.9 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
20 anos de um dos maiores jogos da história.

Obrigado Valve por moggar a indústria.
Posted 17 November.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Só quem já saiu de um relacionamento onde se estava tão obcecado pela pessoa que chegou a bater aquela tristeza profunda — no nível de querer jogar no Vasco — a ponto de, sem querer, conjurar um demônio e acabar brutalmente amaldiçoado por isso, tendo que explorar o quinto dos infernos pra resolver essa m@rda vai entender!!! Aconteceu comigo uma vez.

E fora que o jogo já começa com a personagem principal presa em um trabalho árduo até tarde da noite, claramente uma crítica direta à jornada abusiva do 6x1 — pauta essencial para o trabalhador brasileiro nos dias atuais. Vamos juntos rumo ao 5x2! Obrigado, Erika Hilton, eu te amo, diva. Habla mesmo!
Posted 14 November. Last edited 14 November.
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38 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
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29.5 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Jogo da lacração? Estou dentro, contem comigo! 🏳️‍🌈

Os gigachuds, nóiapills e incels não podem me vencer, só são brabos na internet 💪🏼

EDIT: Primeiramente lerdões anti-wokes, obrigado pelos pontos de graça! Segundamente: o jogo tá super bem otimizado, rodando lisinho em 60fps sem bugs, diferente do jogo anti-woke medíocre Wukong, que era mais mal otimizado que Cyberpunk kkkkk. RECEBA!!!
Posted 31 October. Last edited 31 October.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.9 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
goty 2024
Posted 29 October.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
106.2 hrs on record
vice goty 2024
Posted 17 October.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Metaphor: ReCeba (na caixa dos peito)
Posted 11 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
peak movement shooter
Posted 28 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.1 hrs on record
Incrível como só a boss fight do true ending é boa, as outras são horrorosas. Tinha esquecido disso.

Dito isso, jogaço!
Posted 25 September.
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5 people found this review helpful
18.3 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
jogo do amor
Posted 16 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
o jogo do momento
Posted 5 September.
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