Recent reviews by Toadally

How do I got down a vent like red?

If you like shooters, buy this game. If you like platformers, buy this game. If you like fast paced games, buy this game. If you like slow paced games, buy this game. If you like racing games, buy this game. If you like peaceful sandbox games, buy this game. If you like video games, buy this game. If you like games, buy this game.

What if you don't like games?
You will after you buy this game.

It's that good.

This game really doesn't give the vibe of its predecessors, and I'm really disappointed with it.
If we got a game more like Orcs Must Die 2, then I'd give it a positive rating.
But sadly, I can't find myself enjoying this game as much as the others in the series.

allahu akbar sim

10/10












steam pls dont ban me

Character balances are great, the graphics are nice, and the game feels pretty smooth!
9.2/10

flying fish kill me

0/10 pls nerf fish

Pros:
- Robots
- Space
- Cave Johnson
- Lemons
- Stars Hillary Clinton

Cons:
- No Cake

10/space Nothing takes its place.

Dᴀʏ 1
I've just spawned in, I have this furnace and a burner mining drill, and a stuffed pony I've had for my entire life. I place the drill down and start mining, and eventually create an electrical system to do it without fuel.

Dᴀʏ 2
I've started researching new technologies to enhance my automation. I start building turrets, walls, and automated assembly machines for automation. Eventually, I automate all of these.

Dᴀʏ 3
Aliens have attacked, and all of my assemblers have been destroyed. My mind is itching from having to handcraft the assemblers instead of having them be automated.

Dᴀʏ 12
My base is now approximately two miles wide and a three quarters of a mile tall. I've got railroad systems bringing oil back and forth to the central processing system. Three friends join me and we hop inside tanks and kill the aliens and take their artifacts to use.

Dᴀʏ 27
Finally researched rockets, and my team is about to launch one tomorrow. We're all so hyped for it, that we create a circuit network firework show out of lamps that activate once the rocket launches.

Dᴀʏ 28
We launched the rocket, and it went perfectly! We've sent a satellite to space and we've got information on everything on this planet. But we're not done yet

Dᴀʏ 54
We don't have enough resources to satisfy our factories anymore, we can barely produce 500 electronic circuits a second.

Dᴀʏ 57
My friends have quit, I was fired from my job and my girlfriend dumped me, my life is in ruin. But I must continue. I must get more resources!

Dᴀʏ 59
Furnaces are no longer running, my steam engines have stopped, my solar panels cannot receive any more light due to the amount of pollution in the air. But, there is one way I can get my factory back. I must fuel my boilers. Desperate to continue my legacy, I walk over to the boilers. I check my inventory for anything I can fuel it with, and I find something. After a couple deep breaths contemplating on if this will solve my power issues, I pick up the stuffed pony, and I put it inside the boiler.

10/10 would destroy personally important objects again

You can date a skeleton.

This game is a great game to play with some friends, and an excellent time killer for when I'm by myself!

The only problem is most of the community, who only kill and raid others without interaction, but there really isn't any solution other than finding a good server.

My Rating: 97%