rep After a good game in Dota 2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota2 lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. He had really soft hands. I punched him and knocked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making salami sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Du bist die schönste Frau die ich kenne

PS: ich habe dies geschrieben während ich nur ne Unterhose trage

Dies ist der letzte Kommentar aus dem Jahr 2018 bin mal gespannt wie 2019 wird
Grüße an den Adin in der Zukunft

Ich habe gehört, er soll nach Zwiebel riechen.^^