just nutted all over this comment section, hope u have a nice day

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now... 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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Nice sir, i cannot get in contact with you but i carry terrible news.
I'm sorry to say that a plane has been hijacked and crashed into the Twin Towers, today, September 11th, and some sources and eye witnesses have pinned you as a possible suspect of the incident.
Please reach us as soon as you can,
Our greatest regards,
the FBI.

Absolute knuckledragger...

gay?